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[bluebeard]

last night I dreamt I was in Jamaica during some festival, and some chick cut off my legs and stole them while I was sleeping in the hotel.

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[kothoga.livejournal.com]

I met a bunch of people in the airport yesterday that had just gotten back from Jamaica.

[footsandwich.livejournal.com]

were they missing their legs?

[kothoga.livejournal.com]

They all appeared to be walking just fine. But for all I know, they had already gotten leg replacements.

[footsandwich.livejournal.com]

yeah, but the neater limb replacement gadjets are fricking expensive. they'd be walking with a limp anyways. and probably crutches. not like that'd be obvious or anything...

[kothoga.livejournal.com]

Ya never can tell with those Jamaican's...

[habree.livejournal.com]

One minute it's Chinese kidney thieves, then next it's Jamaican leg thieves. This world makes me sick.

[ex-synapse787.livejournal.com]

Hey, at least they left you with your "package."