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[bluebeard]

last night I dreamt I was in Jamaica during some festival, and some chick cut off my legs and stole them while I was sleeping in the hotel.

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[footsandwich.livejournal.com]

yeah, but the neater limb replacement gadjets are fricking expensive. they'd be walking with a limp anyways. and probably crutches. not like that'd be obvious or anything...

[kothoga.livejournal.com]

Ya never can tell with those Jamaican's...