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Jun. 13th, 2006 09:02 pm
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My friends, being the wonderful people they are, pooled resources and bought me these, to replace the worn out bullshit I'm currently wearing.

Bastards.

(they're not really bastards. receiving gifts makes me grumbly. I haven't figured that out yet.)

There's one major purchase I won't have to be making, which is a great relief. Now if I could stop spending my money and get the rest out of the way. Or get a better job.

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We are out of our usual soap (Dr. Bronner's, woo) so this morning I had to use this bar soap my housemates obtained at pride last weekend.

Today, I smell like fake leather.

They said it smells real to them. I don't get it. I think it smells more like shoe polish.
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Oh yeah, and by the way:

Referring to Christofir's benefit, someone says "Well, I won't be supporting that. Maybe I should have a party so people can give me money next time I'm upset about something."

I feel like stamping this person's forehead with big letters reading "HAY I'M AN ASSHOLE". That kind of bullshit is a pretty easy way to get demoted to "someone I know of".
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Well, I went to Pride, and I did indeed wear the miniskirt. Pictures were taken, but not by me, so you're outta luck.

It was actually a lot better being in a neighborhood setting instead of Overton Park. There was actually and overtone of community instead of just being another corporate sponsorship.

Which there was plenty of. Why, oh why, does Nike get a float in the gay pride parade? What kind of stupid bullshit is that? "Hey, you're gay, you like shoes, right? BUY SOME OF MY SHIT YOU FAGGOTS!" whatever.

The nominee for shelby county DA was there to speak against hate crimes against homos in Memphis. I gave her an anti-crystal-meth flyer from Sister Right Sarong. She didn't seem like she knew what to do with it.

I also handed out flyers for Chest Fest 2006, Christofir's benefit next weekend. Tagline: "A benefit to help Christofir swim in public!" It's Saturday, at.. that.. studio.. next door to that place in cooper-young.. uhhh. whatever. art. Anyway, I'll be there.
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The cicadas have started singing; early this year, but faithfully reported nontheless.

A lover of mine has been in town these past few weeks waiting for his g-wagon to get fixed. He's antsy as hell to get home, as he didn't expect to be here this long and he's run out of things, but that doesn't mean I haven't enjoyed.

I have a lot of African Muslim clients, and an interesting observation is that while the husband/brother (read: religiously required chaperone) often wants to control the conversation and make the decisions, it's the women that have a better grasp of English and U.S. law, thus they end up doing the real brainwork. I've shared more than one "what an asshole" glances with them over their men's shoulders.

It's 95F in my office. Bossman has been saying for a week he's getting a new A/C unit put in here, but every time I hear him talking to the guy they're haggling over BTU's. Just shutup and give me some cool air, already!

Pride is tomorrow. Yep. It's in my neighborhood this year, so I suppose I could go, and it'd be no hassle.. it would also be a good excuse to wear a miniskirt in public in Memphis. Can I tolerate the blind assimilationism (read: we're all equal! really!), corporate sponsorship (read: money is validating), and so on with the cynicism? [zombie] We are gaaaaaayyyy... It's a paraaaaade... we are gaaaaaayyyy... [/zombie]

My parents, being the reformed rednecks they are, have determined that my car is no longer appropriate decoration for their driveway. I suppose I should get my license reinstated, as having an unusable car in our driveway will not please my housemates. I hate money.

I'm going to Transformus. It should be fun. It's a gift economy, and I have absolutely no idea what goods I will take and deliver.
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I'm bored at work.

If you work in your office, how'd you decorate your desk?

I have a plastic triceratops, a picture of Harold and Maude, and a Family Cthulhu comic with Mom's tentacles violating Jeffey's face. "Oh god! I can see forever!"

Everything else doesn't count, I didn't put it there.
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Totally assumed I was getting a short check this week.

Nope! Getting paid for Monday anyway.

Yay!
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It's becoming more and more difficult to be a pedestrian in midtown Memphis. Not just because of the heat -- it's ~95F right now -- but also because of people's attitudes.

It takes about an hour to walk home from my office. In that hour, I will get asked for a cigarette three times. I say no, then they go on to ask for money; I say no to that as well. I'll usually also get asked for something walking to get lunch, and going to the convenience store on break. Most of the time it's no big deal, I keep walking and they don't say anything else. Yes, it does get annoying to get so many beggars, but big deal.

The real problem comes when they wanna play violent, which is a quarter of the time. "You ain't afraid of me, huh? You got a problem? Bitch. Bitch-asss, it's just a fucking cigarette, goddamnit." Like THAT's gonna work.

They wanna make it a race issues as well: "You afraid of a strong black man? That's it, ain't it? You don't give nothin to a nigger, huh?"

What the fuck? I know I sound Protestant when I say this, but I make chicken feed, and I'm not about to go giving it away to strangers, whether they're white, black, male, female, or whatthefuckever. Maybe if it were more like once a week or so, I'd be more willing.

<--- attempting to document the reasons why he's been in such a piss-poor mood these past couple months.
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I have a 6ga inner conch in each ear.

I'm on the front desk this morning while our receptionist is in a meeting, and just now a client came in to pay her attorney's fees.

Just before she leaves, she motions to her ears and says, "Do those work?"

"I'm sorry?"

"In your ear. Do those work?"

"It's an earring..."

"Oh! I thought it was those staples."

"Staples?"

"You know, how they staple your ear somewhere because it's supposed to stop you from getting hungry."

"Um, oh.. Y'know, hunger is usually the body telling you something..."

"Oh, I know, I just wondered 'cause I seen 'em on teevee. Well anyway, thank you!"


... people "staple" their ears because they believe it will stop them from getting hungry?

What?
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Oh! One more thing.

Finished Twin Peaks season one last night.

Laura wasn't kidding when she said James was dumb. F'real, 'do.

I do not currently have any criticisms of the series. I'm left wondering, again, why I hadn't watched it yet.

If Lynch worked on another program, I would actually turn on cable.
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When you're sleeping better, you're in a much better mood.

Apparently, the fact of sleeping alone most of the time is much of the problem. Out of the past... eightish years, a total of 13 months has been single, as in sleeping alone. Perhaps I'm just not used to it still.

Caterpillars ate all the spinach! Bastards.
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I'm totally a teenage girl when it comes to like-like, I think.

----

The cherry tree in our back yard fruited for the first time in a decade.

It produced exactly one cherry.

The peaches, pears, grapes, and figs are going absolutely nuts, however.

----

"If you've already hired an attorney, you do not need another one."

"Oh, so I need another attorney?"

"Uh, no. You have one already."

"Well, yeah, I got this letter that said y'all could argue this case..."

"If you have already hired an attorney, you do not need another one."

"Oh."

----

Our new office manager decided to bring in a working window unit for the attic (my office).

I took a look, and the old, busted one is screwed, caulked, and painted on to the window frame.

Don't ever hire second-rate handymen. They will fuck your shit up. I do better work than that, and I'm not a handyman. Maybe I should be.
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edit: this was entry 666. eebil.
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sleep with a smile: like-like
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Between my dumbfuck clients, the kids on the internet, idiot fags, Republicans, Democrats, nationalists and patriots in general, most countries' leaders, and the television, I have to conclude that a giant blanket of stupid has encased the planet Earth and is suffocating all inhabitants.
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I watched the Twin Peaks pilot last night. Why did I wait this long? It all makes much more sense now. We've got the entire first season, and I'll definitely be watching the rest of it.

My non-alcohol-consuming, bar-hating housemate asked me to go out to the bar with him tonight. Wacky.

I stilll haven't gotten all my shit in order post-gathering. heh.

back to the mundanity..
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Late-breaking chapter in the water woes: The hot water pipe in the front bathroom cracked. This time, it was an extremely easy repair.

I have one USB controller that mirrors the PlayStation's controller. However, the PlayStation emulators don't like it for some reason. Bah.

Today, my armpits smell like rubber. I do not know why.

I was talking to a client earlier who was unable to make sentences. I got so annoyed with them I started calling them "dear" and "honey". I probably shouldn't do that.

Say "hubris". Now say it again. One more time. Do you feel validated yet? Do you feel you've invalidated someone? No? Oh, right. It doesn't work.
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hippie lessons:

never eat someone else's chocolate
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If I could walk off this job right now, I absolutely would.

These people are absolute fucking morons.

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