bah. you have an ebay account. :P the shitty part, however, is that ebay forgets which items you were attempting to look at, forcing you to click the link again once you're logged in. ahh, technology.
here's the text for lazy people :P
Are you having problem for possesing of too small of penis? Does women laugh and rejecting you for tiny of mishap between legs? Do you spend many, many hour and minute stretching and begging of organ to grow of biggerness? Does wife go about pulling out of hair and cursing for larger and larger? Well cry no longer for we are having for your problem cure! ULTRA SUPER MAGIC SUPERIOR FANTASTIC MAGIC PENIS GROWING DOG STATUE!!!! Let the solving of your embarrasment begin!!! Pray nightly and watch magic sprout from your nether regions as a mighty force of super-duperness! Penis will growing to mightyness never expected! Girlfreind will beg you put it back as you twist and prod to every nook and cranny of pleasure central! The enormity wonder will never cease! BIGGER! BIGGER! Praying will not make it from stoppage! The hugest massivest power shall be yours! No bus fare? No problem! Simply flog busdriver about the head and shoulders with your newly aqqired inches for persuasion of your way seeing! Never a problem will you have with problem solved! Works also for heftiest bust and temper tantrum of plenty! FEEL MAGIC NOW!
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What pisses me off is..
Date: 2002-02-09 10:28 am (UTC)Re: What pisses me off is..
Date: 2002-02-09 01:03 pm (UTC)If they want pr0n, they can find it somewhere (anywhere) else! ;)
Re: What pisses me off is..
Date: 2002-02-09 01:29 pm (UTC)here's the text for lazy people :P
Are you having problem for possesing of too small of penis? Does women laugh and rejecting you for tiny of mishap between legs? Do you spend many, many hour and minute stretching and begging of organ to grow of biggerness? Does wife go about pulling out of hair and cursing for larger and larger? Well cry no longer for we are having for your problem cure! ULTRA SUPER MAGIC SUPERIOR FANTASTIC MAGIC PENIS GROWING DOG STATUE!!!! Let the solving of your embarrasment begin!!! Pray nightly and watch magic sprout from your nether regions as a mighty force of super-duperness! Penis will growing to mightyness never expected! Girlfreind will beg you put it back as you twist and prod to every nook and cranny of pleasure central! The enormity wonder will never cease! BIGGER! BIGGER! Praying will not make it from stoppage! The hugest massivest power shall be yours! No bus fare? No problem! Simply flog busdriver about the head and shoulders with your newly aqqired inches for persuasion of your way seeing! Never a problem will you have with problem solved! Works also for heftiest bust and temper tantrum of plenty! FEEL MAGIC NOW!
Re: What pisses me off is..
Date: 2002-02-09 02:22 pm (UTC)Now, to relearn how to type with nails.