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I have a 6ga inner conch in each ear.

I'm on the front desk this morning while our receptionist is in a meeting, and just now a client came in to pay her attorney's fees.

Just before she leaves, she motions to her ears and says, "Do those work?"

"I'm sorry?"

"In your ear. Do those work?"

"It's an earring..."

"Oh! I thought it was those staples."

"Staples?"

"You know, how they staple your ear somewhere because it's supposed to stop you from getting hungry."

"Um, oh.. Y'know, hunger is usually the body telling you something..."

"Oh, I know, I just wondered 'cause I seen 'em on teevee. Well anyway, thank you!"


... people "staple" their ears because they believe it will stop them from getting hungry?

What?

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Date: 2006-05-26 06:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cherryheavy.livejournal.com
DUDE. That was your GIRLFRIEND.

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Date: 2006-05-26 06:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dom-ino.livejournal.com
WHAT?! That bitch better get back in her cage! I even brought her a new rock to chew on.. ingrate

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