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Here's a letter I got at work recently that I thought I'd share. It's unedited except for the names and phone number.

Dear Mr. XXX,

I tried to call you, was told you were out of the city. Thank you any way, because I have never been through through any thing like this please be patient with me. I mean well and whene I made mistakes please call + let me know thanks

xxx-xxxx
name


The letter came with a check for $100.

What the fuck?

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Date: 2005-06-08 05:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oboiex.livejournal.com
respond and let him know that he had offended me - and a letter as such would patch things up rather nicely...

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Date: 2005-06-08 06:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dom-ino.livejournal.com

"Yes, hi, I'm returning your call from the law office. Who are we? You sent us a letter recently. You don't rememnber? Well, what about this check? I can keep it? Thanks!" *click*

I wish.

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Date: 2005-06-08 05:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fritterfae.livejournal.com
Weird. Sounds like a pyramid scheme of some sort, but I can't figure out how...

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Date: 2005-06-08 06:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dom-ino.livejournal.com

The letter was hand written on a white square of note paper -- the kind that comes in the Empire State Building stacks. I figure she got our ad in the mail but didn't realize that the form -- or our phone number -- were important bits.

I'm gonna call her here in a few and see what she's about.

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