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[bluebeard]

So.

We don't have a lot of food in the house at the moment, and being that ink_ling is out of town, I sinned and walked over to Burger King.

The people there were being very short, and didn't have the most friendly looks on their faces.. I left thinking to myself, "Y'all rude!"

Got outside and realized what the problem was....

My fly was open and my dick was hanging out.

Comments

[fu-le-bear.livejournal.com]

...As in you could feel the breeze or just a bulge behind tighty whities?

[dom-ino.livejournal.com]

No underwear... It was literally hanging out, in full view.

I need to fix the button on these shorts...

[matrixx.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHA! You'd think they'd tell you or something.

[fuzzyoctober.livejournal.com]

I can see how this might elicit rude behavior on thier part...

[sawahbean.livejournal.com]

You shoulda gone back in and asked if they sell hot dogs.

[selkie-b.livejournal.com]

What's rude it that they didn't tell you! *LAUGH* I'd have blushed, pointed, and been stifling giggles but I'd have kindly let you know :)

[leonusamongus.livejournal.com]

Myself, I would have given you better service ;)

[freakyferret.livejournal.com]

I'd have to agree. Definitely better service. :>

[arfuni.livejournal.com]

I would have to say something... they're far more polite than I. :P

[dismalorb.livejournal.com]

That's beautiful, Joe! BWAHAHHAHA!

Why is Burger King a "sin"?

[dom-ino.livejournal.com]

Because it's nasty grease-and-preservative laden, mass-farmed meat, garbage food.

*chuckles*

[fallen-x-ashes.livejournal.com]

Amusing. I hope that there was a good bit to show, eh? ;-)

I dislike deoderants, colognes, and other synthetic smellies. I find bathing sufficient.

I like your philosophy. I wish I could follow it more often. I am adding you, I hope you the same.