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bluebeardLAYER ONE
-- Name: Joe. (you can ask for the entirety in person. :P)
-- Birthdate: 06-14-80
-- Birthplace: Paducah, KY
-- Current Location: Memphis, TN
-- Eye Color: brown w/ gold
-- Hair Color: salt-n-pepa
-- Height: 5'6"
-- Righty or Lefty: Left handed, left brained.
-- Zodiac Sign: Gemini.
LAYER TWO
-- Your heritage: Irish, German, and Cherokee.
-- The shoes you wore today: 14-eye red Doc Martens.
-- Your weakness: mary j wanna
-- Your fears: um.. that I'll get violently assraped by a large man in an alley. yeah!
-- Your perfect pizza: Bluto's Revenge at Pie in the Sky: spinach, feta, and garlic cloves.
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: completing the sanctuary.
LAYER THREE
-- Your most overused phrase on AIM: I don't use AIM. On Yahoo, it's probably "yeah"
-- Your thoughts first waking up: fuck. it's daylight.
-- Your best physical feature: pituitary gland
-- Your bedtime: heh.
LAYER FOUR
-- Pepsi or Coke: Coke.
-- McDonald's or Burger King: Sonic.
-- Single or group dates: Whatever.
-- Adidas or Nike: Doc Marten.
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Arizona.
-- Chocolate or Vanilla: Swirl.
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Dumb question.
LAYER FIVE
-- Smoke: Uh-huh.
-- Cuss: Plenty.
-- Sing: Comically.
-- Take a shower everyday: Yes. Brush my teeth, too. You can keep your cologne, sprays, deoderant, conditioners, and other marketing ploys, though.
-- Have a crush(es): Not currently.
-- Do you think you've been in love: Definitely.
-- Want to go to college: Eventually.
-- Want to get married: Marriage is dumb.
-- Believe in yourself: I'm sitting here, yes?
-- Get motion sickness: Only when I've been playing UT for 6 hours straight.
-- Think you're attractive: Yeah.
-- Think you're a health freak: Hahahahahah.
-- Get along with your parents: Finally, yes. My boyfriend does too.
-- Like thunderstorms: Yes.
-- Play an instrument: I want an mbira.
LAYER SIX: In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: Tonight.. two nights ago.. last weekend.. tomorrow..
-- Smoked: Yes.
-- Done a drug: Uh-huh
-- Had Sex: Lots.
-- Made Out: Yup.
-- Gone on a date: Does going to dinner with your boyfriend count?
-- Gone to the mall? Thank god, no.
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: No, but that sounds nice.
-- Eaten sushi: Awwww yeah.
-- Been on stage: Nope.
-- Gone skating: No.
-- Made homemade cookies: Nope.
-- Gone skinny dipping: Yup.
-- Dyed your hair: Bleached my beard stripe...
-- Stolen anything: Nope.
LAYER SEVEN: Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: Yes.
-- If so, was it mixed company: Yup.
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Some of y'all have seen me at parties..
-- Been caught "doing something": My aunt caught me jerking off once.
-- Been called a tease: Nope.
-- Gotten beaten up: In elementary school.
-- Shoplifted: Yup.
-- Changed who you were to fit in: Difficult question, I think everyone has/does to a degree, but I don't recall ever doing so purposefully.
LAYER EIGHT
-- Age you hope to be married: Uh, never? It's dumb, hello?
-- Numbers and Names of Children: Ick.
-- Describe your dream wedding: Does the person who wrote this questionnaire ever turn off their TV?
-- How do you want to die: Quickly.
-- Where you want to go to college: *shrug*
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: whatever.
-- What country would you most like to visit: Egypt. India! No, wait. Japan...
LAYER NINE: In a guy/girl...
-- Best eye color? Dark
-- Best hair color? Dark
-- Short or long hair: Shaved to buttlength.
-- Height: my size or bigger
-- Best weight: Stocky. Thats more frame than weight though.
-- Best articles of clothing: Boxer-briefs
-- Best first date location: I should hope that if I'm pursuing a relationship with someone, I'm already acquainted; "first" date is moot.
-- Best first kiss location: Mouth
LAYER TEN
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: !0, at least..
-- Number of CDs that I own: 200+, I think
-- Number of piercings: Ever: 15, Currently wear: 5
-- Number of tattoos: One
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: I don't remember.
-- Number of scars on my body: I really don't feel like shaving to count.
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: Nothing, or I try, anyway
-- Name: Joe. (you can ask for the entirety in person. :P)
-- Birthdate: 06-14-80
-- Birthplace: Paducah, KY
-- Current Location: Memphis, TN
-- Eye Color: brown w/ gold
-- Hair Color: salt-n-pepa
-- Height: 5'6"
-- Righty or Lefty: Left handed, left brained.
-- Zodiac Sign: Gemini.
LAYER TWO
-- Your heritage: Irish, German, and Cherokee.
-- The shoes you wore today: 14-eye red Doc Martens.
-- Your weakness: mary j wanna
-- Your fears: um.. that I'll get violently assraped by a large man in an alley. yeah!
-- Your perfect pizza: Bluto's Revenge at Pie in the Sky: spinach, feta, and garlic cloves.
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: completing the sanctuary.
LAYER THREE
-- Your most overused phrase on AIM: I don't use AIM. On Yahoo, it's probably "yeah"
-- Your thoughts first waking up: fuck. it's daylight.
-- Your best physical feature: pituitary gland
-- Your bedtime: heh.
LAYER FOUR
-- Pepsi or Coke: Coke.
-- McDonald's or Burger King: Sonic.
-- Single or group dates: Whatever.
-- Adidas or Nike: Doc Marten.
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Arizona.
-- Chocolate or Vanilla: Swirl.
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Dumb question.
LAYER FIVE
-- Smoke: Uh-huh.
-- Cuss: Plenty.
-- Sing: Comically.
-- Take a shower everyday: Yes. Brush my teeth, too. You can keep your cologne, sprays, deoderant, conditioners, and other marketing ploys, though.
-- Have a crush(es): Not currently.
-- Do you think you've been in love: Definitely.
-- Want to go to college: Eventually.
-- Want to get married: Marriage is dumb.
-- Believe in yourself: I'm sitting here, yes?
-- Get motion sickness: Only when I've been playing UT for 6 hours straight.
-- Think you're attractive: Yeah.
-- Think you're a health freak: Hahahahahah.
-- Get along with your parents: Finally, yes. My boyfriend does too.
-- Like thunderstorms: Yes.
-- Play an instrument: I want an mbira.
LAYER SIX: In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: Tonight.. two nights ago.. last weekend.. tomorrow..
-- Smoked: Yes.
-- Done a drug: Uh-huh
-- Had Sex: Lots.
-- Made Out: Yup.
-- Gone on a date: Does going to dinner with your boyfriend count?
-- Gone to the mall? Thank god, no.
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: No, but that sounds nice.
-- Eaten sushi: Awwww yeah.
-- Been on stage: Nope.
-- Gone skating: No.
-- Made homemade cookies: Nope.
-- Gone skinny dipping: Yup.
-- Dyed your hair: Bleached my beard stripe...
-- Stolen anything: Nope.
LAYER SEVEN: Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: Yes.
-- If so, was it mixed company: Yup.
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Some of y'all have seen me at parties..
-- Been caught "doing something": My aunt caught me jerking off once.
-- Been called a tease: Nope.
-- Gotten beaten up: In elementary school.
-- Shoplifted: Yup.
-- Changed who you were to fit in: Difficult question, I think everyone has/does to a degree, but I don't recall ever doing so purposefully.
LAYER EIGHT
-- Age you hope to be married: Uh, never? It's dumb, hello?
-- Numbers and Names of Children: Ick.
-- Describe your dream wedding: Does the person who wrote this questionnaire ever turn off their TV?
-- How do you want to die: Quickly.
-- Where you want to go to college: *shrug*
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: whatever.
-- What country would you most like to visit: Egypt. India! No, wait. Japan...
LAYER NINE: In a guy/girl...
-- Best eye color? Dark
-- Best hair color? Dark
-- Short or long hair: Shaved to buttlength.
-- Height: my size or bigger
-- Best weight: Stocky. Thats more frame than weight though.
-- Best articles of clothing: Boxer-briefs
-- Best first date location: I should hope that if I'm pursuing a relationship with someone, I'm already acquainted; "first" date is moot.
-- Best first kiss location: Mouth
LAYER TEN
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: !0, at least..
-- Number of CDs that I own: 200+, I think
-- Number of piercings: Ever: 15, Currently wear: 5
-- Number of tattoos: One
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: I don't remember.
-- Number of scars on my body: I really don't feel like shaving to count.
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: Nothing, or I try, anyway
