heee

[bluebeard]

Months ago, Jason left a few bars of soap in a grocery bag at Jim&Puck's. It was delivered here, and he picked them up, but then forget and left them behind the couch in the living room.

Guy found it again today. We hid it and made a ransom note for it out of word clippings from a flyer. I folded it around a big pile of glitter, so when he opens the letter, he's gonna get showered.

The note is worth one bag of Oreos.

He should receive it Saturday..