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Dec. 22nd, 2006 10:29 amMy car can suck my cock. Except, of course, that it would probably stall and die on me mid-fellatio. Then I would kick it and laugh.
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yangming... not all cars are like mine. I promise. :-D
No more UTI! Which means, also, no more cranberry juice! I will not be having the cranberry sauce at my grandmother's tomorrow. Newp.
Which, by the way, is where I'll be. Family time. The seasonal obligation to spend many hours of the day with the extended; apparently it's more important to some that you share a small percentage of genetics rather than an interest or two.
"How's life, nephew?"
"Oh, great! Y'know, queer communes, pagan rituals, fag bars... the usual."
"Well that's wonderful. I went to church three times this week, and this month forty thousand new babies were born to the family! I love teevee!"
Wheee. When worlds collide.
Uh,
yangming... not all cars are like mine. I promise. :-DNo more UTI! Which means, also, no more cranberry juice! I will not be having the cranberry sauce at my grandmother's tomorrow. Newp.
Which, by the way, is where I'll be. Family time. The seasonal obligation to spend many hours of the day with the extended; apparently it's more important to some that you share a small percentage of genetics rather than an interest or two.
"How's life, nephew?"
"Oh, great! Y'know, queer communes, pagan rituals, fag bars... the usual."
"Well that's wonderful. I went to church three times this week, and this month forty thousand new babies were born to the family! I love teevee!"
Wheee. When worlds collide.