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A housemate has been busy. Can you say:

Avocado ice cream? How about:

Rosemary ice cream! Or even:

Dulce de leche ice cream!

The rosemary is by far my favorite.

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They took care of the vent issues, and now I have air conditioning. All is better in my office. Hallelujah or some shit.

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ChestFest went well. No casualties, except for a portrait of Beethoven that was actually kind of ugly anyway. He made a good haul. Afterwards, a gaggle of genderqueers came over to get in the pool, which was pleasing.

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We have an additional houseguest. Got here, needed someone to look at his truck.. they can't fix it. So he's still here. And he won't. stop. talking. Shutthefuckup. Conversations require two people who converse, not inane, directionless prattling by one person while the other can't get a word in. And his dog is breaking plants. Grr!!@#

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Oh, and another thing:

"Memphis sucks. Memphians suck. Memphis guys suck. Memphians are boring. Blah blah blah, repeat."

People who talk that kind of shit annoy me. You live in Memphis, too, so are those statements self-referential? Why don't you get off your lazy, passive-aggressive, unwiped ass and make something happen yourself?

Why, because you're a whiny bitch. You want the city to be your own personal dance club/mega-party/race/whatever, but you're not gonna do shit to make it happen.

Your inabilty to entertain yourself has nothing to do with the city you live in.