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I'm totally a teenage girl when it comes to like-like, I think.

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The cherry tree in our back yard fruited for the first time in a decade.

It produced exactly one cherry.

The peaches, pears, grapes, and figs are going absolutely nuts, however.

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"If you've already hired an attorney, you do not need another one."

"Oh, so I need another attorney?"

"Uh, no. You have one already."

"Well, yeah, I got this letter that said y'all could argue this case..."

"If you have already hired an attorney, you do not need another one."

"Oh."

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Our new office manager decided to bring in a working window unit for the attic (my office).

I took a look, and the old, busted one is screwed, caulked, and painted on to the window frame.

Don't ever hire second-rate handymen. They will fuck your shit up. I do better work than that, and I'm not a handyman. Maybe I should be.