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Abandoned Car, Round 2
Mar. 10th, 2005 12:51 pmDear neighborhood apartment managers:
No, my car IS NOT abandoned. You may have noticed me DRIVING IT.
No, I may not drive it that often. That may have something to do with the fact that I walk to work, yes? It's two blocks, for crissakes.
I am going to repeatedly call your offices until I determine who made the report this second time, and casually bitch you out. (not really. I'm pissed, but I'm not mean. mostly.)
Please keep this in mind before you single my car out (again) of the other rarely-moving vehicles on our block. Thanks.
Signed,
Your neighbor of now over a year and you should recognise my fucking car by now you inconceivably thick bumfuck asshole,
~joe
No, my car IS NOT abandoned. You may have noticed me DRIVING IT.
No, I may not drive it that often. That may have something to do with the fact that I walk to work, yes? It's two blocks, for crissakes.
I am going to repeatedly call your offices until I determine who made the report this second time, and casually bitch you out. (not really. I'm pissed, but I'm not mean. mostly.)
Please keep this in mind before you single my car out (again) of the other rarely-moving vehicles on our block. Thanks.
Signed,
Your neighbor of now over a year and you should recognise my fucking car by now you inconceivably thick bumfuck asshole,
~joe
