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Oct. 24th, 2006 04:08 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bluebeardI can't sleep.. day two.
The "23 Minute Survey"
1. Start Time: 3:43am
2. Name: Joe
4. Astrology sign: Gemini
5. Gender: pants.. no, skirt.. wait, what day is it? fuck I'm hairy.
6. Hair color: head: salt and pepper. face: black. armpits: browney-red. everything else: black.
8. Eye color: brown, with black and gold and grey.
10. Favorite color: most of my clothes are brown or black. theme, much?
11. Glasses: lacking
12. Tattoos: a little pentagram on my belly. I want baubo.
14. Hometown: covington, tn.
15. Single or taken: not so binary, please
16. Siblings: brother and sister.
******HAVE YOU EVER*****
17. Cut your own hair? well, the clippers do it...
18. done something in the past month that you will regret? month? no.
19. done something crazy? please provide examples
20. Skipped school? sheeit.. I dropped the fuck out.
22. Bungee jumped? I think it would be fun.
24. Punched someone? been awhile.
25. Cheated on a test? newp.
26. Been arrested? I got searched and put in a cruiser once.
27. Broken into some one's house? my own.
30. Been rejected? for what?
31. Been to a funeral? more than I want to count.
32. Used a lighter? hi, I'm a smoker
33. Been on stage? yup.
*****FAVORITE*****
34. Season: they all have pros and cons.
35. Food: food is annoying. but the answer is cheese. I'm lactose intolerant. goddamnit.
36. Ice cream flavor: black walnut. or chocolate. or cherry. or rosemary. all of it.
38. Candy: licorice, if pressed.
39. Breakfast Cereal: frosted flakes. but kellogg's is the devil, so I don't buy them.
40. Person: if you don't love yourself first, the love you give other people isn't as strong
41 Book: Neverending Story
42. Movie: uhhhhhh.....
43. Song: fluctuates. right now: Fischerspooner, "sick of tv"
44. Park: non-parallel
46. Place: the mountain.
47. Sport to watch on TV: CRAZY AMAZING BOOBIE MIDGET MUD WRESTLING MULLET SMACK A HOEDOWN REALITY GAY..... no, fuck teevee.
50. Letter: F is for "fuck," the expletive.
51. Disney Movie: fuck disney.
52. Disney princess: fuck disney.
54. Name for a SON?: I like names with lots of consonants, like "gunter", or "fpklqcghtty".
55. Name for a daughter: Wilhelmina.
******DO YOU PREFER*****
56. Chocolate or Vanilla? swirl.
57. Alcoholic or none? yes.
58. Long relationships or one night stands? more binary bullshit
59. Dogs or cats? if they're chill, they're okay by me. neurotic pets get annoying.
60. comedies? only if it's off-color, sarcastic, or socially critical. preferably all three.
61. Short or long hair? guard number 2... on me.
62. Croutons or bacon bits? honey vinaigrette.
******FIRST THINGS THAT COME TO MIND******
64. Mexicans: OMG U R TEH RACEEST
65. School: hated it.
67. Cows: can be tasty
68. Canada: the word "canada" makes me think of the country "canada". that's what words do.
69. Mouse: duct tape, a tube, and thine
70. Hand: i have big knuckles.
*****THE PAST WEEK, HAVE YOU*****
71. Talked on the phone? quite a bit.
72. Watched a movie? I tried to watch Crash but it skipped too much.
73. Cried? newp
74. Smoked? silly addictions...
75. Drank a glass of water? at some point, I'm sure I did.. i tend to reach for the tea.
76. Done Drugs? caffeine, nicoteine, valerian, kava.... the hard shit man, for my cold hard heart
77. Read a book or magazine? not this past week, no. yay intardnets.
78. Watched TV? teevee rots your soul.
79. Looked in the mirror? shaving would be difficult without.
80. Taken a shower? every day.
81. Taken a picture? nope.
82. Listened to music? fischerspooner.
83. Told someone you love them? my sister.
end time: 4:06am
The "23 Minute Survey"
1. Start Time: 3:43am
2. Name: Joe
4. Astrology sign: Gemini
5. Gender: pants.. no, skirt.. wait, what day is it? fuck I'm hairy.
6. Hair color: head: salt and pepper. face: black. armpits: browney-red. everything else: black.
8. Eye color: brown, with black and gold and grey.
10. Favorite color: most of my clothes are brown or black. theme, much?
11. Glasses: lacking
12. Tattoos: a little pentagram on my belly. I want baubo.
14. Hometown: covington, tn.
15. Single or taken: not so binary, please
16. Siblings: brother and sister.
******HAVE YOU EVER*****
17. Cut your own hair? well, the clippers do it...
18. done something in the past month that you will regret? month? no.
19. done something crazy? please provide examples
20. Skipped school? sheeit.. I dropped the fuck out.
22. Bungee jumped? I think it would be fun.
24. Punched someone? been awhile.
25. Cheated on a test? newp.
26. Been arrested? I got searched and put in a cruiser once.
27. Broken into some one's house? my own.
30. Been rejected? for what?
31. Been to a funeral? more than I want to count.
32. Used a lighter? hi, I'm a smoker
33. Been on stage? yup.
*****FAVORITE*****
34. Season: they all have pros and cons.
35. Food: food is annoying. but the answer is cheese. I'm lactose intolerant. goddamnit.
36. Ice cream flavor: black walnut. or chocolate. or cherry. or rosemary. all of it.
38. Candy: licorice, if pressed.
39. Breakfast Cereal: frosted flakes. but kellogg's is the devil, so I don't buy them.
40. Person: if you don't love yourself first, the love you give other people isn't as strong
41 Book: Neverending Story
42. Movie: uhhhhhh.....
43. Song: fluctuates. right now: Fischerspooner, "sick of tv"
44. Park: non-parallel
46. Place: the mountain.
47. Sport to watch on TV: CRAZY AMAZING BOOBIE MIDGET MUD WRESTLING MULLET SMACK A HOEDOWN REALITY GAY..... no, fuck teevee.
50. Letter: F is for "fuck," the expletive.
51. Disney Movie: fuck disney.
52. Disney princess: fuck disney.
54. Name for a SON?: I like names with lots of consonants, like "gunter", or "fpklqcghtty".
55. Name for a daughter: Wilhelmina.
******DO YOU PREFER*****
56. Chocolate or Vanilla? swirl.
57. Alcoholic or none? yes.
58. Long relationships or one night stands? more binary bullshit
59. Dogs or cats? if they're chill, they're okay by me. neurotic pets get annoying.
60. comedies? only if it's off-color, sarcastic, or socially critical. preferably all three.
61. Short or long hair? guard number 2... on me.
62. Croutons or bacon bits? honey vinaigrette.
******FIRST THINGS THAT COME TO MIND******
64. Mexicans: OMG U R TEH RACEEST
65. School: hated it.
67. Cows: can be tasty
68. Canada: the word "canada" makes me think of the country "canada". that's what words do.
69. Mouse: duct tape, a tube, and thine
70. Hand: i have big knuckles.
*****THE PAST WEEK, HAVE YOU*****
71. Talked on the phone? quite a bit.
72. Watched a movie? I tried to watch Crash but it skipped too much.
73. Cried? newp
74. Smoked? silly addictions...
75. Drank a glass of water? at some point, I'm sure I did.. i tend to reach for the tea.
76. Done Drugs? caffeine, nicoteine, valerian, kava.... the hard shit man, for my cold hard heart
77. Read a book or magazine? not this past week, no. yay intardnets.
78. Watched TV? teevee rots your soul.
79. Looked in the mirror? shaving would be difficult without.
80. Taken a shower? every day.
81. Taken a picture? nope.
82. Listened to music? fischerspooner.
83. Told someone you love them? my sister.
end time: 4:06am