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This early in the morning and we already have a winner!
me: "Do you have the ticket with you?"
client: "Uh, no. Can you look it up?"
me: "No sir, I don't have that ability."
client: "Oh. So if you had the ticket you could look it up?"
me: "Sir, if you had the ticket, you could just look at it right there in front of you."
client: "Oh."
me: "Do you have the ticket with you?"
client: "Uh, no. Can you look it up?"
me: "No sir, I don't have that ability."
client: "Oh. So if you had the ticket you could look it up?"
me: "Sir, if you had the ticket, you could just look at it right there in front of you."
client: "Oh."